The dawn of a new age in the buttkicking of Evil

Night after night I lay awake in bed, thinking of how much Evil sucks and how I wish there was something a simple shoestring-factory-floor-sweep-person could do.

And then. . .

Today I woke up with superpowers. . .

I am unwilling to say too much at the moment, as I am still testing them and learning their limitations, but one thing I will say - beware Evil, for Captain Goldensword (superhero of righteousness) is coming.