This is the virtual headquarters and personal 'lair of solitude' for CAPTAIN GOLDENSWORD: superhero of righteousness.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
...I hope someone gets this psychic message...
...help... need other superheroes... caught in fiendish dreamscape... stop... the Nightmarian... spaghetti ensnaring my limbs... meatballs... pummeling my torso... psychic energy fading...........
I shall never reveal my secret identity (hereafter refferred to as "SI"), so if you're a super villian posing as a blogger to learn Captain Goldensword's secrets, then you underestimate my powers of smart thinking. But here you will find updates on things of a superhero-ey nature such as recent battles, power developement, what crimefighters like to eat, and the stress of coping with a dual life.
A better view of Captain Goldensword in all of his Evil-smushing glory
How to earn a FORC
A note on becoming a 'Friend of Righteousness', and receiving a stylish and aesthetically eye-pleasing 'Friends of Righteousness Certificate' (or FORC) to display on your blog: commenters on three successive posts and clickers of crimefighting ads will demonstrate their commitment to the violent opposition of Evil, and earn their relatively dustless niches of honor in the hallowed halls of righteousness.
A sample of the prestigious FORC
Be the envy of all your friends, and the terror of all your enemies (assuming your enemies are Evil and not good, because otherwise you would be some sort of villian yourself and therefore not elgible to become a 'Friend of Righteousness')
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